This is the part where I scare away the few readers I’ve managed to get so far. I have an unnatural affinity for hairless rodents. Yes, I like ’em fuzzy, but I also like ’em naked. I have this poster on my office wall next to my desk:
Hairless mice are ADORABLE as shit. You can’t deny it.
Just look at their little faces!
Hairless rats aren’t bad either. Look at this guy! He’s begging for a cracker. But, why stop there…
I know it is Rodent Saturday, but we can’t let rodents have all the fun. These kittens look so confused about their very existence.
By the time you read this, I am probably already on my way to that wedding. Cross your fingers I don’t lose my shit (in the bad way) today.